Thursday, April 17, 2008

The Stella Awards

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Here's an example of the silly lawsuits that people win.

January 2000: Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas

was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after

breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was

running inside a furniture store. The owners of the

store were understandably surprised at the verdict,

considering the misbehaving little bastard was Ms.

Robertson's son.

Composer x Joke

One afternoon, Sir Adrian Boult was conducting a program of
contemporary music, one of the items being a work by the composer X.
The rehearsal had been going on for some time when Mr. X himself
arrived, sat in the hall, and listened to the music for a while,
showing increasing signs of restlessness and irritation. In the end he
stood up. "Sir Adrian," he called out, "Sir Adrian, could you PLEASE
take it a little quicker?" Sir Adrian Boult peered out into the hall.
"Ah, Mr. X," he said, "Yes, certainly, we can take it quicker if you
wish. But you do realize that we haven't come to your piece yet, don't
you?"

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Japanese Haiku PC Messages

In Japan , they have replaced the impersonal Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku Poetry has strict construction rules: Each poem has only 17 Syllables - 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, 5 in the third. They often achieve a wistful, yearning, and powerful insight through extreme brevity. Here are some actual error messages from Japan.

(Aren't these better than "your computer has performed an illegal
operation?")

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ------

The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Program aborting.
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
------------ --------- --------- --------- -----
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
------------ --------- --------- --------- -----
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
------------ --------- --------- --------- -----
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
------------ --------- --------- --------- -----
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
------------ --------- --------- --------- -----
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
------------ --------- --------- --------- -----
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
------------ --------- --------- --------- -----
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
------------ --------- --------- --------- -----
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
------------ --------- --------- --------- -----
I ate your Web page.
Forgive me; it was tasty
And tart on my tongue.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

The murder of Rasputin

The mysterious Grigory Efimovich Rasputin, a peasant who claimed powers
of healing and prediction, had the ear of Russian Tsarina Aleksandra.
The aristocracy could not stand a peasant in such a high position.
Peasants could not stand the rumors that the tsarina was sleeping with
such a scoundrel. Rasputin was seen as "the dark force" that was
ruining Mother Russia.

This is a fascinating moment in Russian history. Nothing much good ever happens in that mysteriously unexplainable country.
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Rasputin

Rasputin is one of the more interesting men from pre-revolution history who partially contributed to the downfall of the Romanoff Family.

Grigori Efimovich Rasputin

So Much for the Information Age

Today's college students have tuned out the world, and it's partly our fault

I teach a seminar called "Secrecy: Forbidden Knowledge." I recently asked my class of 16 freshmen and sophomores, many of whom had graduated in the top 10 percent of their high-school classes and had dazzling SAT scores, how many had heard the word "rendition."

Not one hand went up.

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Thursday, April 03, 2008

Oliver Stone's new movie--should be a must see.

Oliver Stone rushes to finish Bush film

Script asks: 'How did an alcoholic bum become most powerful leader in world?'

Ed Pilkington in New York

Thursday April 3, 2008
The Guardian


How different the world might look now if the US president and his advisers
had settled on the phrase Axis of Unbearably Odious, or Axis of Hatred.
But they rejected that and instead plumped for Axis of Evil, and the
rest is history.

So begins the script to Oliver Stone's new movie, W,
on the life of George W Bush, which begins filming this month and will
be produced at speed. Stone, a director with a keen eye for publicity,
is thought to want to get the film into cinemas before the November
presidential election, and certainly before Bush quits the White House
on January 20.

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Photo Basement

For a good laugh or two try this photo page.

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

100 wonderful photo effects Photoshop tutorials

100 photo effects with Photoshop Roadmap tutorials

Wal-Mart Drops Lawsuit Over Health-Care Reimbursement

Wal-Mart Stores Inc. is dropping a controversial effort to collect over $400,000 in health-care reimbursement from a former employee who is confined to a southeast Missouri nursing home since she suffered brain damage in a traffic accident.

The world's largest retailer said Tuesday in a letter to the family of Deborah Shank it will not seek to collect money the Shanks won in an injury lawsuit against a trucking company for the accident.

Wal-Mart's top executive for human resources, Pat Curran, wrote that Ms. Shank's extraordinary situation had made the company re-examine its stance. Wal-Mart has been roundly criticized in newspaper editorials, on cable news shows and by its union foes for its claim to the funds, which it made in a lawsuit upheld by a federal appeals court.

Insurance experts say it is increasingly common for health plans to seek reimbursement for the medical expenses they paid for someone's treatment if the person also collects damages in an injury suit. The practice, called "subrogation," has increased since a 2006 Supreme Court ruling that eased it.

Wal-Mart's Ms. Curran said the retailer was required by the rules of its plan to seek reimbursement from the Shank's settlement. But she said the case has made Wal-Mart revise those rules to allow for flexibility in individual cases. "Occasionally others help us step back and look at a situation in a different way. This is one of those times," Ms. Curran wrote in the letter.

Ms. Shank, 52, lost much of her memory and ability to communicate or walk in a crash between her minivan and a tractor trailer in May 2000. Her family sued the trucking company and won $700,000. Court records show that after attorney's fees and costs, the remaining $417,477 from the settlement went into a trust to care for Ms. Shank. The fund now has about $270,000, the family said.

Ms. Shanks' health insurance was through Wal-Mart, where she worked nights stocking shelves. After the Shanks won their lawsuit, Wal-Mart sued the Shank family to recover medical costs totaling about $470,000.

Wal-Mart won its case and subsequent appeals by the Shanks that went as far as the Supreme Court, which closed legal avenues this month by declining to hear the case.

The case put a spotlight on the growing use of reimbursement claims by health plans, experts say. Roger Baron, professor of law at the University of South Dakota and a specialist in health-plan law, said health plans have become "very aggressive" about subrogation since the 2006 Supreme Court decision.

"It's free money. They want the free money," Mr. Baron said.

Lynn Dudley, vice president for policy at the American Benefits Council in Washington, D.C., said the negative publicity around the case was beginning to draw the attention of lawmakers who might want legislation to stop or limit subrogation.

Mr. Baron said Wal-Mart's size -- it is the nation's largest nongovernment employer, with over 1.3 million workers -- means that its willingness to compromise in an individual case may have a wider impact on reimbursement practices by other health plans. "I'm so pleased to see an element of reason because so much of this subrogation has been about just blindly going after the money," Mr. Baron said.

Firefox 3 Beta 5 Release Notes

I've been using the Beta 3 of Firefox and love the new features but most importantly how it now handles the former memory leak problem...problem is solved.
Read the release notes here.